One minute you're in....the next you're OUT

So whilst every female across the globe laments how utterly TRAGIC it is that the Heidi and Seal Show are no more…we here at imabogan can see an opening for a specialist market. Yep, it’s time for older weird looking guys to get off eharmony and start practising saying ‘Guten Tag’ because Heidi is BACK ON THE MARKET.  The Klumster has always been a bit freaky deaky batshit yodeller from Bundesrepublik Deutschland  (and we love her for it) and her last few ‘conquests’ have been well, um…..let the pictures speak for themselves….

Exhibit A: First husband Ric Pippino

Exhibit B: Baby Daddy Flavio Briatore

Exhibit C: SEAL!

So ugly, portly and elderly men rejoice....there's a new supermodel back on the menu and she's awaiting your call! Get to it!