That John Tomic is one crafty mo-fo! Realising that (Weekend at) Bernies Tomic is seriously lacking in popularity with the Australian public (something to do with the temper tantrums and the threats to defect to Croatia/Bermuda/Monaco)...JT knew he had to come up with a serious plan, and what a master stroke he made..he produced a hot blonde to cheer Bernie on...forehand winner, John Tomic! JT clearly has trawled the June Dally Watkins catalogue and come up with a new employee for Team Tomic....the majestically named Donay! Donay....John, where's your imagination...that's a tennis brand name! Was the local girl Yonnex unavailable? And.... she's...surprise, surprise....a model! An academic! But wants to drop the modelling to support Bernie full-time....girlfriend is working hard for her paycheck from Team Tomic. So cheer on Donay, keep pretending that you don't know the camera is on you .....and Australia, a star is born!
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