Oh Damir.....

Now that he and Jelena have reconciled (for the 50 millionth time), we can only hold our breath and hope that the professional purveyor of all things fish can storm on to centre court and give us one big bag of crazies. Damir Dokic! The ranting! The spoonerisms! The disillusionment! True Aussie through and through! Come to think of it, not sure what nationality Jelena is carding around these days....but we'll take you Jelena ....and your Dad, everybody in Australia loves a hot steaming mess! Hopefully Tennis Australia is not depriving us from this raw Aussie diamond and banning Damir from the courts this year. Free Damir!

And final words from Damir, as uttered in all his verboseness....

"I love women, wine, food and kids. And by women I mean women. Not wife."