Rumour has it that B.I.C. pen (that's Blue Ivy Carter to all plebeians such as us who can only dream of having a diamond encrusted baby bottle to drink from) has 6 nannies. We here at imabogan ask....why only 6? Is there a recession on over there? B.I.C. should have 365 nannies, one for every goddamn day of the year! 6 is pure laziness. 6 means Beyonce might have to do some (god forbid) mothering! Jay-Z...get out your cheque book and sign up a few more Mary Poppins because B.I.C. will be suffering from neglect is she doesn't get some more hired help PRONTO!
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