And the breakout star of the Australian Open is...

That John Tomic is one crafty mo-fo! Realising that (Weekend at) Bernies Tomic is seriously lacking in popularity with the Australian public (something to do with the temper tantrums and the threats to defect to Croatia/Bermuda/Monaco)...JT knew he had to come up with a serious plan, and what a master stroke he made..he produced a hot blonde to cheer Bernie on...forehand winner, John Tomic! JT clearly has trawled the June Dally Watkins catalogue and come up with a new employee for Team Tomic....the majestically named Donay! Donay....John, where's your imagination...that's a tennis brand name! Was the local girl Yonnex unavailable? And.... she's...surprise, surprise....a model! An academic! But wants to drop the modelling to support Bernie full-time....girlfriend is working hard for her paycheck from Team Tomic. So cheer on Donay, keep pretending that you don't know the camera is on you .....and Australia, a star is born!

Another guest bogan blogger...

Was just in contact with a good friend of mine (a very witty one at that!) and she has expressed interest in blogging about our favourite Mom-ager....kontrolling and kontrived Kris Jenner! Stay tuned....

Hot Boge of the Day (HBOTD)

And our first annual Hot Boge of the Day is......(drum roll per-leazzz).....Terri Irwin's Mom Jeans! Nothing says high fashion AND comfort like Terri's baby blue circa 1982 Mom Jeans. (We are lamenting that they're not acid wash, but you can't win them all). Dress them up at night time with a sequin blouse for an 'after 5' look and dress it down with the trusty khaki Hard Yakka shirt for practicality during the long hours wrestling crocs and making Bindi practise her dance routines in the Crocaseum. NB must be worn up to the waist for real 'Mom' pizazz. Here at imabogan, we salute you, Mom Jeans!

ps We think we know where Terri got her inspiration from...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/44801db035/mom-jeans


* Photo courtesy of life-long Irwin Family Fan, Lauren Kerr.

New Bogans on the Block...

Imabogan is thrilled to announce that there will be three guest writers who will be making special entries from time to time here @ imabogan central! These three foxy ladies are:

1) Shmegan (interests include Bindi Irwin and Bruce Samazan).
2) My-shell (interests include Rhianna and Cameron Mooney).
3) Von-a-Tron (interests include the Kardashians and Ricky Nixon).

Stay tuned for their witty insights and general tom foolery....

The Golden Globes

I tried to like Glee, I really did.....but watching a bunch of overly gesticulating teenagers sing poxy songs to each other, well....it's like sticking needles into my eyeballs....slowly. Lea Michelle has been making her name on the red carpet recently, and not for the right reasons.The forced smile! The hunched shoulders! The TYRA smize! The double teapot! Too much, way too much. And doing all of this ridiculous posing in a dress like this......

Honestly, if you want to look like an ice-skater, Lea....at least do it properly, like these crazy Russians (channelling their inner Ricky Wong....)

And apparently internationally acclaimed actresses/professionally trained thespians Elle McPherson and Nicole Richie were there too. ....

The Golden Globes...

Nicky K always gets a bad wrap. The melted candle mess of a face doesn't help, but she has really suffered the last few years since morphing into the Siamese twin known as 'Kurban'.

 But hey, those who dress together, stay together! And there's nothing wrong with sharing the GHD irons around with your significant other...NOTHING! Now,there's been more misses than hits for this lil BMX Bandit....however for the Globes 2012, girlfriend turned it around! LOVE the dress! Admittedly, she looks thinner than the envelope she opened for her category, but this dress is glam, glam, glam. She's almost forgiven for 'Australia' now. Almost. Now if only Hugh Jackman would stop doing those embarrassing Lipton tea advertisements.

Speaking of well played.....all hail the Danes! Claire Danes shut it down in J Mendel! Simple with amazing back detail......she looked stunning. And her acceptance speech....well, she started to get a little manic like Carrie Mathieson and I'm sure the audience were half expecting crazy-ass Abu Nesair to pop out from behind Miss Golden Globe.....but no such luck. (Incidentally, if you ever want a good drinking game.....watch an episode of Homeland and drink every time Carrie utters Abu Nesair....hours of entertainment!). But I digress....Claire Danes.....top of the list, top of the lisssssssssssst!

The Golden Globes....

Oh Madonna....Madge....Ms Downtown Abbey, whatever the hell you call yourself these days..... I'm not feeling these pretentious mess (a bit like your British accent). I was far more interested in your spat with Sir Elton. For the record, both songs were horrible....Elton's less so...Team ELTON! I'll take a real bitchy British Queen over a fake bitchy British Queen any day! And your face....I am beginning to think you and Dennis Commetti have never been seen together in a room at the same time....and that there's a reason for that.....

Jolene, Jolene, Jolllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnne. Oh Reece! You have turned Zac Posen into Sweet Home Alabama meets the Judds...yes, I've gone there...I've pulled out the Wynona card.

 The sky aint so blue for me with this high hair a la Dolly Parton. We expect more!